Yes, I want to do 0-50 in 37.5 seconds.

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11/24/2018 at 14:40 • Filed to: None

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It’s old, very slow, & stinky. I really need it.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 14:56

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WRX STI swap it.

Like, just put the engine & AWD system in backwards with shortened driveshafts all around. It’ll be like a tiny Porsche 911 Turbo.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 14:56

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It’s even red like a ladybug.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 15:05

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Who cares if it’s slow! Think of the fun factor and the smiles per gallon! Plus, any speed will feel like like speed! DOOOO EEEEETTTT!

It looks in great shape, 2 strokes are usually pretty easy to get running after a long sit....no water to rust anything out on the inside. Parts are still available for them, and there are people who love these things. There’s a fellow on Youtube called 2StrokeTurbo somewhere in Oregan (I think?) that owns like 3 Subaru 360 vans of this vintage and another 2 or 3 cars like this one! I bet he would be more than happy to help via email! He’s got a LOT of info on them on his channel, check it out!



He’s also big into the Microcar scene, so I bet he knows where to get parts, etc as well! $5500 seems a steal for the shape it’s in!


Kinja'd!!! Berang > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 15:06

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The price is a little high for a non-runner, but it looks complete. If it were $3500 it’d be an ok deal.

They’re also not as slow as that. Consumer Reports road test is flawed, probably by a car with a faulty distributor advance, given their car was slow and burned up way more gas than normal. I had the same issue with my 360, until I figured out what was going on and freed up the distributor fly-weights. It had been topping out at around 50mph, and getting about 30mpg. After fixing the distributor it was doing about 65mph, and getting 45mpg.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 15:06

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It’s adorable!


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > smobgirl
11/24/2018 at 15:10

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If Subaru would make a modern car in this style, I’d buy one yesterday :P


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 15:10

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Step 1: Buy it.
Step 2: Replace innards with a Chevy Volt battery pack and a pair of Warp 9 DC motors.
Step 3: Do smokey burnouts.
Step 4: Buy new tires.
Step 5: Go to step 3.


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
11/24/2018 at 15:11

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Had a 1965 MG Midget as a daily a while back, can confirm. Slow cars feel faster.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
11/24/2018 at 15:12

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Driving everywhere at redline is way more exciting.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > BaconSandwich is tasty.
11/24/2018 at 15:29

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They’re designed to handle high RPMs all the time too!


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 15:56

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The car you start on sunday, get to 60 on monday


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 16:01

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0-60 in “maybe.”


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 16:51

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I think the decimal is in the wrong place and should read 375 seconds.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > BaconSandwich is tasty.
11/24/2018 at 16:52

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Rinse and repeat.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 17:35

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I’d rather have the pick version. I’ve seen one up close and I want one so bad 

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Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 18:13

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/24/2018 at 19:33

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GIB!


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
11/25/2018 at 00:23

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I’ve rebuilt a few 2 stroke snowmobile engines(specifically Suzuki 440cc twins)   , so I’m not new to working on 2 strokes. I’ll gladly work on a 2 stroke, but won’t touch my cars engine.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Berang
11/25/2018 at 00:30

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Keep in mind its $5500CAD so around $4100usd.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/25/2018 at 06:47

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So.....that’s a ‘I’ll buy it and then detail my exploits on Oppo’ then...? Right? RIGHT? :P